Yoo Hoo

Pirates of the caribbean 3 is out.
The story is getting more and more complicated.
I can't understand half of the story... ok, honestly, the whole story.
Can't blame me.
The story has too many ships, too many pirates, too many flashes of rotten teeth, and a tragic ending which left me in a bad mood for the whole day.
Will Turner died. Well, not really died. Immortal to be precise.
Thanks to his daddy, his heart was cut out and locked into the chest which was once fought over between the pirates.
Now he replaced Davy Jones
and the stupid duty of collecting dead bodies.
Which means he could only go ashore once every ten years.
Do a quick calculation: If Elizabeth can live up to 100 years old. Divide by ten will left another ten, means that she would see her hubby 10 times in her entire life. Now she's around 20, and if we deduct it away she will be left with only eight times.
Pity.
But obviously she found him worth of waiting.
To end the story, I must say that Chow Yun Fat has a shiny bold head.
Lastly, take captain Jack's advise when you really hate someone:
'Shoot him and cut out his tongue and then shoot his tongue.' - Captain Jack Sparrow

Pinkish madness

I begin to feel that my blogskin is in a horrible state.
It's pink all over!
And I'm not really a fan of this colour.
I wonder why I chose it.
Wait till I find another blogskin which is more decent.

Where is your sensitive part?

Today I had my Biology practical exam.
I can't find another word to describe it except...hm...ridiculous.

Qn: Find out which part of our body is most sensitive to touch.

So, how are you going to plan an experiment like that?

1st step
Aim: To find out which part of my friend's body is most sensitive to touch.

2nd step
constant variables:
1) same pressure applied to the skin
2) same friend

3rd step
apparatus:
1) U shaped paper clip - for poking your friend
2) fine tipped marker - to draw dots on your friend
and the most important one
3) a friend - for you to poke

After written all the procedures and data and bla bla bla, here's the final step.

last step
experimental error：
This is tricky, cos I can't think of a better answer than' I can't ensure that my friend didn't lie when I poked her'.
And of course, the assumption made is ' I assume that my friend did not pretend to be in pain when I poked her'.

Well, you think I really wrote that?
No one will be stupid enough to write that for mid year exam.

So if the practical is not ridiculous, then find me a better word, and fill in the blank below：

I solemnly swear that I think the practical is:__________.

Spidey instinct

People find spiderman3 is sad and hearbreaking and bla bla bla because their good looking James Franco died.
I find it rather...hm...amusing?
In fact spiderman3 is almost the same as the previous episodes, with all the cryings from the horrified people and screamings from Kristen Dunst, who was once again hanged up-side-down, dangling in the air by some idiotic bad guy who couldn't think of a more creative way of torturing.
It's really interesting how spiderman's hair style can show his mood and sanity.
Gel and combed up = good mood and still have a bit of common sense.
combed down = bad mood and totally insane, may result in weird actions such as dancing in the middle of the street and acting cool in the pub.
It's really pitiful to have so many rivals, who finds pleasure in killing you. It will be much simpler if you just kill yourself instead of continuing a life with all the runnings and escapings.
Talking about dying, I'd rather commit suicide if spiderman threw a bomb onto my face. I wonder how did James Franco survived the pain of losing his handsome face when it was partially burnt, well, before he was killed by his own glider just like his dad. How ironic. Both were killed by their own weapon. Maybe that's because guys doesn't mind their looks?
Then there is the venom person who is black and sticky. He looks almost the same as spiderman in black suit except that he has fangs that will give Count Dracula a fright and make the livng-dead pee in his pants, if he ever wears one.
And there is the sandman. Who proves that the law of physic which states that things fall down to earth due to gravity to be wrong, by floating happily in the middle of the air and upsetting Sir Isacc Newton.
Well, that's all about spiderman3.
Is your face covered with tears like other people or have you laughed your head off like me after watching the movie? Pls do tell.

freedom!

Yeah...tomorrow will be my last mid-year paper, after all the waiting and torturing. I suppose my blog is growing mould during these time huh? But u can't expect rest when there are 9 papers waiting for u to fail and teachers who are grinning smugly at u. Anyway, i gave an early celebration when i reached home today, and made myself a lunch. My mom was so terrified when she knew that i have 'played' (in her words) with fire... Once after 10am tomorrow, i'm going to regain my freedom, and i shall save my talk till tomorrow night.