When u turn a turtle upside down

I suddenly find my turtle looks a bit bloated up these days.
Biology textsbook says that being fat is bad for health.
So I decided to help my turtle lose some weight before it develops heart attack.
But it turned down my kind suggestion.
Eventually it was manhandled.
I turned it upside down.
So it spends a lot of effort twisting left and right trying to flip back onto its stomach.
poof! 5 calories gone!
This continued for a few more time.
I think my turtle had a fun time exercising.
And
I had a fun time watching it exercise!

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Why am I blogging at this hour?
When I'm not in the mood to blog？
Sheesh...

contact lens nightmare

yea, I know...
Just by looking at the title you will know roughly what's going on...
nightmare...obviously.
The cambridge dictionary defines nightmare as an extremely unpleasant event or experience or possible event or experience.
So here goes my story:
One fine night
the mellow light of the bathroom was shinning over my head
i opened my left eye big
and pinched out my contact lens
and put it into the case
and suddenly thought of an interesting question: Why do human beings like to squash ugly bugs when ever they see one in their home?
But I didn't find out the answer
So I contiuned to take out my contact lens in the other eye
but couldn't
I started pinching around on my eyeball with great effort...for 5 mins!
Until it looked like captain Babossa's blood shot eye
THEN...
to my dismay...
I discovered that I was pinching around on my left eye...
which the contact lens was already taken out!
Ew
Imagine scratching your naked eye for five mins!