Sunday, May 13, 2007

Spidey instinct

People find spiderman3 is sad and hearbreaking and bla bla bla because their good looking James Franco died.
I find it rather...hm...amusing?
In fact spiderman3 is almost the same as the previous episodes, with all the cryings from the horrified people and screamings from Kristen Dunst, who was once again hanged up-side-down, dangling in the air by some idiotic bad guy who couldn't think of a more creative way of torturing.
It's really interesting how spiderman's hair style can show his mood and sanity.
Gel and combed up = good mood and still have a bit of common sense.
combed down = bad mood and totally insane, may result in weird actions such as dancing in the middle of the street and acting cool in the pub.
It's really pitiful to have so many rivals, who finds pleasure in killing you. It will be much simpler if you just kill yourself instead of continuing a life with all the runnings and escapings.
Talking about dying, I'd rather commit suicide if spiderman threw a bomb onto my face. I wonder how did James Franco survived the pain of losing his handsome face when it was partially burnt, well, before he was killed by his own glider just like his dad. How ironic. Both were killed by their own weapon. Maybe that's because guys doesn't mind their looks?
Then there is the venom person who is black and sticky. He looks almost the same as spiderman in black suit except that he has fangs that will give Count Dracula a fright and make the livng-dead pee in his pants, if he ever wears one.
And there is the sandman. Who proves that the law of physic which states that things fall down to earth due to gravity to be wrong, by floating happily in the middle of the air and upsetting Sir Isacc Newton.
Well, that's all about spiderman3.
Is your face covered with tears like other people or have you laughed your head off like me after watching the movie? Pls do tell.

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