Yoo Hoo

Pirates of the caribbean 3 is out.
The story is getting more and more complicated.
I can't understand half of the story... ok, honestly, the whole story.
Can't blame me.
The story has too many ships, too many pirates, too many flashes of rotten teeth, and a tragic ending which left me in a bad mood for the whole day.
Will Turner died. Well, not really died. Immortal to be precise.
Thanks to his daddy, his heart was cut out and locked into the chest which was once fought over between the pirates.
Now he replaced Davy Jones
and the stupid duty of collecting dead bodies.
Which means he could only go ashore once every ten years.
Do a quick calculation: If Elizabeth can live up to 100 years old. Divide by ten will left another ten, means that she would see her hubby 10 times in her entire life. Now she's around 20, and if we deduct it away she will be left with only eight times.
Pity.
But obviously she found him worth of waiting.
To end the story, I must say that Chow Yun Fat has a shiny bold head.
Lastly, take captain Jack's advise when you really hate someone:
'Shoot him and cut out his tongue and then shoot his tongue.' - Captain Jack Sparrow